The Legend of Peaches

We had this kid in our house named Peaches. Nobody really knew where the name came from, but it fit him in a weird way. Peaches was built like a boulder with Bieber flow. Peaches was a tequila monster. Every pregame, darty, tailgate- tequila in hand, eyes glazed, smiling like he just unlocked the secret to life. He’d tell everyone his dad grew up on a tequila farm with his older brother. Nobody ever questioned it. He also had this weird thing about handwashing. Like, he was the handwashing enforcer - always making sure everyone around him was clean. Which was funny, because Peaches himself never used soap. Anyway, Peaches came out to me this past year.