What is the most fraternal thing you’ve ever done?

I will start. Every tailgate we (I) had this tradition that I’d kill a bottle of Nikolai before the game. The tradition was also for darties and also night parties. One week I was so sick and was put on antibiotics, but a tradition is a tradition. I killed the entire thing before the game, and began speaking fluent Spanish. Mind you, I’ve never take a Spanish class beyond 8th grade. Apparently I was speaking it so well, that I managed to pick up some chicks at the game. I woke up the next day without my wallet.